Hey Cupcake

Hey cupcake.

Hey cupcake.

Nice hat.

Thanks. I like yours more.

Really? I put it on sideways like those guys that always flash tilted peace signs in photos. I want to be DIFFERENT.

Oh. DIFFERENT. But, we look the same.

We do? This may take more than a hat.

Don't worry, cupcake. You're still sexy.

No, you're sexy.

No, you are.

Are you a Clown Cupcake?

No.

Oh.

Do I look like a clown?

Kind of.

...

Sorry, clown.

Stupid cupcake.